My feet smell like bread.
Anything you can do I can do better.
I don't lie.... You shouldn't either.
I kan't spel.
I appreciate beauty.
I want to serve people and make life better for them.
I'm very selfish and think I'm more important than you.
I'm a Virgo.
I have a very offensive sense of humor. Either get over it or get the fuck away from me.
Oh, and I am cash refundable, so you might as well give me a try!