How Much $$$ Does Your Kid Have?

By: jajalulu Mood: confused Date: 04/25/2008 14:18:11 Music: Rich Girl

So I stayed home from work yesterday and couldn't find anything else to watch on tv besides back to back to back episodes of "My Sweet 16" on MTV. Usually I am down for a Ms. Tyra marathon, but this show was a little disgusting to me, so I decided to make a list of ways to know your child is spoiled, using specific examples from that horrific show. Here goes...

1. You pay to have your child arrive to their party in a helicopter.

2. You hire people to dress up in tuxes and hand out invitations.

3. Your child holds auditions with to determine which guys from a local college are going to carry her into her party.

4. Your child stars in a fashion show in the middle of their party.

5. You take your son to a strip club to audition women to dance at his party.

6. Your child has a hangover...from drinking too much Red Bull

7. You hire hiring a security guard to follow your child around their party and make sure that no guy dances too close.

8. You fly your child to Paris because she couldn't find a dress to wear in California.

9. People are scalping invites to your child's party.

10. After a party costing hundreds of thousands of dollar you gift your child a Bentley because they wouldn't be caught dead driving a Benz.