guess who?

By: pollypencil Mood: idiotic Date: 05/12/2008 13:48:41 Music: None

there was a little boy and a little girl. they were best of friends. one typical Thursday afternoon they found themselves indoors playing a game that required a lot of screaming and shouting. they were playing Superheroes Padadadap-Padaaa! it was mad fun. the girl’s father however, was not pleased with the noise. the 2 children were then forced to play outside of the house. and so they did … because they were obedient children despite the fact they were screaming brats.

but wouldn’t it be more fun if they played far away from home, they thought. indeed, they agreed that a little adventure would add more oomph to their little game. so they walked out of the house compound, without permission, and headed to the nearest monsoon drain. they climbed down the drain, jumped over the fast flowing, polluted stream of liquid gunk and climbed up the other side. they then headed straight into the woods.

and so they had the whole woods to themselves. they began screaming and shouting again, playing Superheroes Padadadap-Padaaa! the little girl then found, lying under a shrub tree, a shining axe. a bright idea came to her head. she walked over to her best friend and axed right down the middle of his head. the little boy froze and then asked what that was all about. the little girl then giggled like an annoying blonde Caucasian female child and pointed her index finger at her best friend.

“you look like Ultraman!” she said.

“really?!”

“uhuh!” she replied, giggling even more. a quiet thought then entered her mind. she thought she was rather creative and really, quite clever.

“this is the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me! i’m a real superhero now!” the little boy said while the axe sat firmly in his skull and blood dripped down his face.

the little boy and little girl then held hands and walked home so they could show the little boy’s parents how magnificent it was that with one stroke of an axe, the little boy had transformed into a superhero. the axe, they thought, was now mightier than any pen in the world.

and so they reached home and ran to the little boy’s parents. as soon as they got into the house, and while standing in a puddle of blood, they asked: “hey fellas! guess who?!”

“Ultraman …?” came the reply. and the whole house then broke into laughter.