I'm a lady by choice. I don't like it when people think they are hot shit and perform for their friends by making someone else feel stupid/bad. That is why I think it is my sole duty in life to humiliate those idiots and possibly rob them (depending on location). I think it's weird when people don't smile. Seriously though, who are you?? Why so sad? Or what about people who can NEVER tell you are joking/sarcastic? Man, that leads to a tale of trouble.