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07/26/2007

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first off, i'd like to give a little disclaimer:

i am NOT here for online dating/ hooking-up/ meeting for lunch and/or coffee at starbucks or any other arbitrary thing you might want to invite me to. i am in no place to be in a committed relationship nor am i wanting to get you into my bed.. at least not tonight.

(however, if you are a geeky-ish whiteboy who happens to be jewish [though this does not un-include any non-jewish cute whiteboys] then i might want to engage in some innocent chat. THAT. IS. ALL.)

so other than that, i don't want to get to know you on any kind of intimate "plz be my cyber girlfriend" level so please spare yourself the embarrassment of messaging me a paragraph that includes your age, gender and current location of residency. i don't care. 'kay?

don't solicit your band or artsy fartsy website for me to look at. it probably won't interest me and i will more than likely hate it and become incredibly bored with it, and thusly you, as a human being.

the bottom line?

please don't seek me as a potential girlfriend. I AM NOT GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL. i curse like a sailor, talk about sex in inappropriate settings and inappropriately in general. i burp in public. i am obsessed with my friends. if i happen to crush on you, be warned. i am destined to fall tragically hard. i am imperfectly flawless. i am loud. i am obnoxious. i am an only child and i love myself and love those close to me endlessly.