This posting comes to the Outer Post via the queen of all media himself, Perez Hilton. So i was perusing his website, looking for pictures of celebrities caught picking their noses and whatnot when i saw this...

This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Barack Obama

I can't believe the Republicans are stooping so low. What has the US come to? I am both disgusted and ashamed.

Apparently the man who designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the cans. 

Fredric J. Baur, of Cincinnati, died May 4 at Vitas Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. He was 89.

Baur's children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township.

Does anyone else think this is horrendously weird?  And am I the only one wondering which flavor his children chose?

I just found out the news that Clay Aiken is having a baby. Say What?!? Who knew that he had even gone through puberty? After coping with the shock that the Clayman actually intercourses someone, I read on to find out that, in fact, he doesn't. The pregnant (50 year-old) woman in question was artificially inseminated with the singer's swimmers. Some people are just so weird!

the last couple weeks have been disasters...literally.  after hearing about the cyclone in myanmar and feeling horrible about that, i was devastated to find out about the earthquake in china.  both of these tragedies have cost the world tens of thousands of innocents lives and i just wonder if the world has the resources to care for itself.  it seems as though natural disasters are happening more and more often and on a larger scale.

is this armageddon?

So I stayed home from work yesterday and couldn't find anything else to watch on tv besides back to back to back episodes of "My Sweet 16" on MTV. Usually I am down for a Ms. Tyra marathon, but this show was a little disgusting to me, so I decided to make a list of ways to know your child is spoiled, using specific examples from that horrific show. Here goes...

1. You pay to have your child arrive to their party in a helicopter.

2. You hire people to dress up in tuxes and hand out invitations.

3. Your child holds auditions with to determine which guys from a local college are going to carry her into her party.

4. Your child stars in a fashion show in the middle of their party.

5. You take your son to a strip club to audition women to dance at his party.

6. Your child has a hangover...from drinking too much Red Bull

7. You hire hiring a security guard to follow your child around their party and make sure that no guy dances too close.

8. You fly your child to Paris because she couldn't find a dress to wear in California.

9. People are scalping invites to your child's party.

10. After a party costing hundreds of thousands of dollar you gift your child a Bentley because they wouldn't be caught dead driving a Benz.